Comments on: Movie Review – Artist, The https://www.fernbyfilms.com/2016/12/21/movie-review-artist-the/ Sun, 09 Feb 2025 10:42:06 +0000 hourly 1 By: brikhaus https://www.fernbyfilms.com/2016/12/21/movie-review-artist-the/comment-page-1/#comment-409640 Fri, 23 Dec 2016 20:23:22 +0000 http://www.fernbyfilms.com/?p=44458#comment-409640 In reply to Rodney.

We all like masturbation. Yes, The Artist was better than The Hurt Locker, which was profoundly terrible. I suppose, if you force me to say it, there have been less deserving Best Picture winners than The Artist. But I still hated it…

]]> By: Rodney https://www.fernbyfilms.com/2016/12/21/movie-review-artist-the/comment-page-1/#comment-409552 Fri, 23 Dec 2016 02:50:45 +0000 http://www.fernbyfilms.com/?p=44458#comment-409552 In reply to brikhaus.

But… but… but I like to masturbate…..

Er, I appreciate it might not have the pop-culture longevity of Gladiator or Lord Of The Rings, but I still think this is one of the better films to enter the BP race and win. Better than The Hurt Locker, at least.

]]> By: brikhaus https://www.fernbyfilms.com/2016/12/21/movie-review-artist-the/comment-page-1/#comment-409499 Thu, 22 Dec 2016 15:58:49 +0000 http://www.fernbyfilms.com/?p=44458#comment-409499 Ha ha, no. This is an overwrought, self-indulgent, masturbatory piece of shit. Of course Hollywood loved it because it loves to jerk itself off.

I do appreciate the thoughtful review you gave, but I disagree with every aspect of it.

Fortunately, the public at large has already forgotten this film. It won't stand the test of time. People will look back on it someday (as they have many times), and wonder why it was so lauded when it really wasn't that great.

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