{"id":31495,"date":"2014-08-08T00:01:08","date_gmt":"2014-08-07T14:31:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/?p=31495"},"modified":"2018-03-15T23:11:56","modified_gmt":"2018-03-15T12:41:56","slug":"movie-review-elektra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/2014\/08\/08\/movie-review-elektra\/","title":{"rendered":"Movie Review &#8211; Elektra"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-31503\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Elektra-Review-Logo.jpg\" alt=\"Elektra-Review-Logo\" width=\"984\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Elektra-Review-Logo.jpg 984w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Elektra-Review-Logo-300x120.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Elektra-Review-Logo-720x288.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 984px) 100vw, 984px\" \/><\/h2>\n<div class=\"in_summary\">\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8211; Summary &#8211;<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Director :<\/strong>\u00a0 Rob Bowman<br \/>\n<strong>Year Of Release :<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 2005<br \/>\n<strong>Principal Cast :\u00a0 <\/strong>Jennifer Garner, Terence Stamp, Goran Visnjic, Kirsten Prout, Will Yun Lee, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Colin Cunningham.<br \/>\n<strong>Approx Running Time :<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 95 Minutes\u00a0 (Theatrical Release)<br \/>\n<strong>Synopsis:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Deadly assassin Elektra must save a teenage girl from capture by the evil organization known as The Hand.<br \/>\n<strong>What we think :<\/strong>\u00a0 Flat, passionless, <em>pointless<\/em> entry into 20th Century Fox&#8217;s Marvel canon that has plenty of great visuals, but zero audience interest. Jennifer Garner is solid in an undemanding role, and Rob Bowman&#8217;s direction teeters on schizophrenic as he battles to provide the film with either drama or excitement, failing to achieve both and leaving this film as a poor, red-headed stepchild to the rest of the genre&#8217;s successes.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********************<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Lots of nothing.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">After the middling success of<em> Daredevil<\/em> in 2003, I&#8217;m not quite sure exactly who was clamoring for a full feature on Elektra; the character had appeared in <em>Daredevil<\/em> opposite Ben Affleck, with Jennifer Garner providing a sexy, tough-and-rumble portrayal of the iconic Marvel assassin, yet it was a critical point in that movie that the character seemed lost on the periphery. Still, there&#8217;s no accounting for Hollywood wanting to see a hot actress dressed in red leather strutting about with a pair of <em>sai<\/em>, doing untold damage to all manner of henchmen and other Bad Guys. <em>Elektra&#8217;s<\/em> release was met with scathing critical reviews, and in the end only barely made its production budget back thanks to a lackluster box-office return. Considering how successful comic book films were back at that point (in the original <em>X-Men<\/em> heyday), it&#8217;s a surprise that the film wasn&#8217;t at least a financial success, even if it wasn&#8217;t impressive to the critics. Is <em>Elektra<\/em> really <em>that<\/em> bad? How badly could Fox screw up one of Marvel&#8217;s most famous female characters to the point that it killed off any chance of a sequel, including a continuation of <em>Daredevil<\/em> as well?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31506\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31506\" style=\"width: 700px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-31506\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/elektra_16.jpg\" alt=\"Lost in the woods. Time to start stripping.\" width=\"700\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/elektra_16.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/elektra_16-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/elektra_16-75x50.jpg 75w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31506\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Lost in the woods. Time to start stripping.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Plot synopsis courtesy Wikipedia<\/strong>:\u00a0After being killed in <i>Daredevil<\/i>, Elektra Natchios (Jennifer Garner) is revived by a blind martial arts master called Stick (Terence Stamp). She is brought to his training compound to learn Kimagure, an ancient martial arts discipline that provides its practitioners with precognition as well as the ability to resurrect the dead. Elektra is soon expelled because of her inability to let go of her rage. She leaves and uses her training to become a contract killer. Years later, Elektra infiltrates a heavily guarded area, kills the guards, and manages to slay her target DeMarco (Jason Isaacs). Elektra&#8217;s agent, McCabe (Colin Cunningham), receives an unusually large offer from an anonymous client wishing to hire Elektra&#8217;s services. The only stipulation: she must spend a few days in a rented home on the island where the assassination is to be performed before the names of the targets are revealed. During the wait, Elektra meets a girl, Abby (Kirsten Prout), who tried to swipe Elektra&#8217;s necklace and Elektra sends her away.\u00a0Elektra also meets, and befriends, Abby&#8217;s father Mark Miller (Goran Visnjic). Later, Elektra learns that\u00a0Mark and Abby are the targets she has been hired to kill. Elektra spares them and leaves, but later returns to protect them from assassins sent by The Hand, a crime syndicate of ninja mercenaries.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31505\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31505\" style=\"width: 700px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-31505\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/elektra_35.jpg\" alt=\"A little bit of lesbian goes a long way here.\" width=\"700\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/elektra_35.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/elektra_35-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/elektra_35-75x50.jpg 75w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31505\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A little bit of lesbian goes a long way here.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I thought Jennifer Garner&#8217;s Elektra was one of the better parts of Ben Affleck&#8217;s <em>Daredevil<\/em>, even though she was horribly underused and felt more like a walking, talking <em>prop<\/em> than an actual <em>character<\/em>. Like most, I was excited to see her given her own feature, although tempered by the fact that it was a spin-off and thus, the narrative would follow the set-up and tone from the <em>Daredevil<\/em> film. Directed by <em>Star Trek: TNG<\/em> producer Rob Bowman, who also gave us <em>massive<\/em> blockbusters like the first <em>X-Files<\/em> movie, and the dire Christian Bale dragon film, <em>Reign of Fire<\/em> (I watched that recently, and it has <em>not<\/em> held up well),<em> Elektra<\/em> is a problematic feature film that cannot escape its inadequate direction, nor its inherently inane scripting. Whether it&#8217;s a horrible film overall, however, is probably a point for the fanboys to continue arguing about.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31509\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31509\" style=\"width: 354px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-31509\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Stick_Earth-701306_001.jpg\" alt=\"Terence stamping.\" width=\"354\" height=\"472\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Stick_Earth-701306_001.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Stick_Earth-701306_001-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 354px) 100vw, 354px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31509\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Terence stamping.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">As a character, Elektra&#8217;s parental issues and tragic childhood fascinated me &#8211; her mother died when she was a child, and her father (here played as a younger man by Kurt Max Runte, after Erick Avari essayed the role in <em>Daredevil<\/em>) was hellbent on preparing his daughter for a life of punishing lessons &#8211; the main one depicted here being forcing the girl to tread water using only her legs for minutes, perhaps hours, at a time. Obviously, anybody who becomes an assassin has a <em>few<\/em> personal issues, and where I thought <em>Elektra<\/em> might have given us something more than we saw in <em>Daredevil,<\/em> Rob Bowman and his team completely drop the ball. Elektra becomes just another &#8220;tortured soul&#8221;, a character borne of some personal tragedy that fails utterly to register as anything but simplistic genre cliche; Bowman&#8217;s flash-bang editing style during moments of great import leave Elektra&#8217;s back-story (told in flashback, of course) as hollow, empty scenes that audiences will understand but not empathize with.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31508\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31508\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-31508\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/99635-720x554.jpg\" alt=\"After this, do you think I'll need an...... Electra-cardiogram? See what I did there?\" width=\"720\" height=\"554\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/99635-720x554.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/99635-300x231.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/99635.jpg 909w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31508\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">After this, do you think I&#8217;ll need an&#8230;&#8230; Electra-cardiogram? See what I did there?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The film also diverts into <em>X-Men<\/em> territory by bringing in some new, powerful Bad Guys. While Elektra&#8217;s only &#8220;powers&#8221; are the ability to kick ass and see slightly into the immediate future, the Bad Guy team is blessed with a slew of faceless characters with a variety of deadly gifts; one, Typhoid, has the ability to kill anything she touches just by&#8230;. er, touching them, while Tattoo can bring his artistic body coverings to life to do his bidding, with wolves, birds and snakes all appearing throughout the movie. Newbies to <em>Elektra&#8217;s<\/em> world will probably find this &#8220;mutant&#8221; plot point a little out of left field, especially when you consider that <em>Daredevil<\/em> has a mutant count of zero, so watching all these cold-eyed killers unleash their powers upon\u00a0 the film feels underdeveloped, and frankly a little silly.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31507\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31507\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-31507\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1421_7_screenshot-720x305.png\" alt=\"Sigh.\" width=\"720\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1421_7_screenshot-720x305.png 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1421_7_screenshot-300x127.png 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1421_7_screenshot.png 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31507\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sigh.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The central plot, in which The Hand tries to locate The Treasure, rankles the nose with its simplistic, trite plotting. I guess it&#8217;s a pure comic book story, but it&#8217;s grossly mishandled by Rob Bowman, who cannot seem to give the film any serious character momentum; the film&#8217;s fast paced allure is derived primarily from Elektra and everyone else doing a lot of running around, fighting and screaming, and very little time is given to making sure the characters feel real or believeable within the world of the film. While the opening credits to the film seem to point to Elektra <em>herself<\/em> being the treasure, it soon becomes apparent that it&#8217;s Abby who is this film&#8217;s Chosen One, although her transition from sulky teen rebel to kick-ass wannabe assassin is also badly handled and poorly developed.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31510\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31510\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-31510\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1421_2_screenshot-720x305.png\" alt=\"Mini-Elektra?\" width=\"720\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1421_2_screenshot-720x305.png 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1421_2_screenshot-300x127.png 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1421_2_screenshot.png 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31510\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mini-Elektra?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">That&#8217;s not to say the cast are bad in and of themselves; Garner, as Elektra, does a solid job in providing her character with the same rough toughness we saw in Daredevil, while co-stars Goran Visnjic, as Mark, and Kirsten Prout, as Abby, provide a pleasant father\/daughter relationship that contrasts well with Elektra&#8217;s &#8220;Lone Guman&#8221; personality. McCabe is brought to life by a terrific Colin Cunningham, who flirts between being this film&#8217;s comic relief and almost a brother-figure to Elektra herself. Leading the Bad Guys is Will Yun Lee, as Kirigi, an up-and-coming player with The Hand, who hunts down Abby with precision and an almost arrogant demeanor at his own ability. Lee is menacing, yet as with all the characters in this film, grossly underdeveloped, under-explained, and lacking in motivation.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31511\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31511\" style=\"width: 485px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-31511\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/3149178-tattoo+movie+version.jpg\" alt=\"Keeping the wolf at the door.\" width=\"485\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/3149178-tattoo+movie+version.jpg 485w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/3149178-tattoo+movie+version-300x252.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31511\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Keeping the wolf at the door.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Elektra<\/em> is a film built on almost no momentum other than to get Garner into the iconic red outfit worn by her comic book counterpart. As a character, the film offers marginal insight into her psyche (something almost every other Comic Book Movie gets <em>right<\/em>) and tries to juggle one too many balls in the air with regards to her back-story and origins. Rob Bowman&#8217;s direction ranges from skilful during some of the action scenes (although they do become <em>over<\/em>-edited late in the piece), to outright boring during some of the dramatic moments. The characters fall flat on the screen, with a general feeling of disinterest by almost everyone involved (Terence Stamp, playing a blind <em>sensai<\/em> to Garner&#8217;s Elektra, is the most <em>egregious<\/em> example of somebody\u00a0just showing up to collect a paycheck!) brings with it a sense of fatal inadequacy from which no amount of visual effects, ripping sounds design or gratuitous slo-mo of Elektra&#8217;s solid physique can be salvaged.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31512\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31512\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-31512\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Elektra_2005_Blu_Ray_720p_H264_By_a_Zi_B_8-720x321.jpg\" alt=\"How we'd all like to have Elektra.\" width=\"720\" height=\"321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Elektra_2005_Blu_Ray_720p_H264_By_a_Zi_B_8-720x321.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Elektra_2005_Blu_Ray_720p_H264_By_a_Zi_B_8-300x134.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Elektra_2005_Blu_Ray_720p_H264_By_a_Zi_B_8.jpg 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31512\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">How we&#8217;d all like to have Elektra.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It&#8217;s telling that in 2005, <em>Elektra<\/em> was followed quickly by another CBM in <em>Batman Begins<\/em>, and it&#8217;s little wonder which of the pair is most fondly remembered.\u00a0Bowman must\u00a0have watched <em>Batman Begins<\/em> and wondered why <em>he<\/em> couldn&#8217;t have done the same to <em>this<\/em> film; <em>Elektra<\/em> is one palpitation away from being a complete emotional flat-line, and the hodge-podge action scenes offer only minor respite between dull moments of inadequate storytelling. <em>Elektra<\/em> isn&#8217;t a <em>complete<\/em> disaster, but <em>by golly<\/em> it&#8217;s not far off.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-22006\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/4-Star.jpg\" alt=\"4-Star\" width=\"503\" height=\"53\" \/><\/p>\n<h6 class=\"zemanta-related-title\" style=\"font-size: 1em;\">\u00a0<\/h6>\n<h6 class=\"zemanta-related-title\" style=\"font-size: 1em;\">\u00a0<\/h6>\n<h6 class=\"zemanta-related-title\" style=\"font-size: 1em;\">\u00a0<\/h6>\n<h6 class=\"zemanta-related-title\" style=\"font-size: 1em;\">Related articles<\/h6>\n<ul class=\"zemanta-article-ul zemanta-article-ul-image\" style=\"margin: 0px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;\">\n<li class=\"zemanta-article-ul-li-image zemanta-article-ul-li\" style=\"text-align: left; 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